crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

craptor

Crappy version of raptor

Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.

by Crash August 26, 2004

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

craptor

Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history.

DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor

by Ivana_bg August 15, 2007

Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

by jaster11111 June 13, 2010

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

crapacorn

a person that is a Capricorn (born December 22 January 19) that treats people like crap or like shit. Is rotten to people.

I dont care if today is Amanda's birthday. She is a Crapacorn.

by ncnuggets May 21, 2010