crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs

CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins

by Spockitator February 10, 2010

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

crapalicious

Something that tastes awful; disgusting

That meal was crapalalicious!

by someone January 22, 2004

Crapalanche

When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.

Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!

by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

crapalanche

A collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. An unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one's possessions.

"Dude, what happened to your floor?"
"Oh man, I had a crapalanche of all that junk that was on my desk."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

crapalistic

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009