Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Cranston West

The high school on the better side of Cranston. Full of kids who actually have the grades and the money to go to college, although we don’t even have to go to college because our daddies are still there to buy us what we want. Our money may not buy us happiness but it does buy us therapists and cocaine. Our parties are more lit because we can actually afford the good booze. The only deaths around here are suicides but I mean who isn’t suicidal these days? Our ACs may not work but we have AirPods to keep us cool. We don’t need heaters because hoes never get cold and we have Juuls to warm our lungs. Also haha we are hotter

Did you say Cranston West? How’s your dad doing?

by William the III April 14, 2019

cranston ri

Cranston RI, an ethnically divided city in RI. This city is composed of the east side (home to middle class Asians) and the west side (home to upper class Italians). The Asian youth consider themselves to be "Hood" or "From the ghetto" based on how expensive the west side is, when in reality the east side isn't at all the slums. The western youth, due to their parents accomplishments, think they are above everyone and are entitled to everything. Both youth suffer from a distorted sense of reality. The mayor is Allen Pung.

Cranston RI

by StuckInRI October 21, 2013

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010