Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

crinkly wink

crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)

"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

CrankyWagon

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

Cranky Kanky

Mckenna watson

Mckenna watson is cranky kanky

by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022