Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

Crapped out

Exhaustion at work or school due to excessive socializing and partying on evenings or weekends.

Nikki isn't allowed to have friends over on weekends anymore because she gets too crapped out for school on Monday.

by urbanstreetsofparma September 25, 2006

creampied

Cream on the pie

Person: Do you want creampied?
Person 2: WHAT?!

Person: Cream on the pie

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

crampie

When a woman is being an annoying angry bitch

Why is Jenna such a crampie bitch

by wade001 November 17, 2013

Crampire

A person who possesses a thirst for blood 24 hours a day, 7 days a month.

Crampires suck your blood the old-fashioned way.

by jerrodr August 28, 2015