Craigophobia

When you get scared or sexually aroused at the sound of the name Craig and or image of someone you know who is named Craig.

Guy One: Dude did you just hear that?
Guy Two: Hear what?
Guy One: I heard someone say the name Craig.
Guy Two: So?
Guy One: I'm not sure if I should masturbate or pee my pants, I feel so sexually aroused and scared all at once.
Guy Two: You have Craigophobia!

by Thatonecrazybitchwithsixcats January 2, 2014

Craigorey

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.

by smokeysky November 12, 2010

el craigo

a stocky, mammilian flesh tube that sports a full head of hair, known as an afro.

Let's go to the disco and hunt el craigo!

by die a deadly death June 3, 2003

craigerous

An ancient war god who is not quite remembered but is only famous for the accomplishments of his grandson craigerous the 3rd

Craigerous

by jonyshere May 12, 2014

craigo

Weirdo on Craigslist.
When a craigo doesn't sleep he's on Craigslist looking for his dream life and trying to buy stuff he can't afford. He will tell you that your TV would be very nice in his bedroom or that he really needs your chair. But the next day his truck broke down or he just forgot who you are.

I am trying to sell my washing machine on Craigslist but i only get craigo's phone calls. Maybe I should raise the price

by bigbadborilla November 29, 2017

Craigon

A name of red headed decent from the southern scotland area of men with long feet , long head, and abnormal ears. They are the opposite of leprechaun but originated same time and area.

Did you see that craigon on discovery channel?! It’s like a ginger Bigfoot!

by Chompchomp96 September 28, 2018

creigory

Best man ever he probably has a big pp

Dam boy he thick creigory is thick

by D thrived ISS excused IS June 10, 2021