Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up

Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down

by Deanyeager January 23, 2010

crapsack

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements

Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.

by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006

Crabshacking

Storing several loads of semen inside your vagina, until it begins to smell like the ocean or seaside, then trying to put that vagina on someone's face.

Man: What smells like a fish market?
Woman: I'm Crabshacking you when we get home!

by Tostig_the_Bastard September 2, 2014

Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008