Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

by TFE May 28, 2006

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

chatgasm

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.

1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.

by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010

craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

crampgasm

when you have an orgasm so good that a part of your body cramps up normally due to an extensive physical activity before

man after i went to the gym i came home and had a major crampgasm

by jack's loss of self respect March 22, 2008

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009

Craftsman

A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.

Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.

by fanc13 June 18, 2010