cracktop

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.

My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.

by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

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Cracklesack

A name for a person being, goofy, silly, crazy or spontaneous. May also apply if a day is going badly or a class was not very fun. May be used as a noun, a verb or an adjective.

"You cracklesack."

"This is such a cracklesack day"

"I am taking a total cracklesack class."

by K$T February 3, 2010

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crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

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Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

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Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

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