crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump

"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

by The Working Dead July 13, 2019

Cracker Barrel

Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.

A barrel of fucking crackas

by yavin 4 November 1, 2004

Cracker Barrel

American restaurant & Kuntry store chain catering primarily to crackers, peckerwoods, rednecks, honkies, po-dunks, trailer trash, hill billies, bubbas, billy bobs, jim bobs, john boys, jethros, cooters, goobers and mostly just whitey.

My civil rights were violated at a Cracker Barrel because I am an African American.

by Jonathan Law September 4, 2008

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.

by JAG 345 June 24, 2016

Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021