crackbaby

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.

"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."

by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003

Crackensack

Crackensack is what some people call Hackensack (NJ) because of the drug issues you can find in many parts of town. The city isn't really as bad as people make it out to be, but for the county it's in (Bergen Co, near NYC) it's a hot spot for people around the area to buy and sell drugs.

Hackensack is the largest city in Bergen County, NJ

P1- Yo, you know where i could score some crack and weed
P2- You can probably just take a drive down to Crackensack and find something
P1- Is it safe?
P2- Only if you make it out to be.

by RedGunz December 7, 2009

Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".

Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

crackalantern

a crackhead who is missing teeth.

Did you see that crackalantern on the street? He had one tooth left.

by fjelderstadt June 28, 2005

Crackberry Syndrome

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010

Crackberry

A comical name for the Blackberry device, usually referred to blackberry users who can't seem to put down their damn blackberry; blackberry addicts.

Can you put down your freakin crackberry for a second and pay attention to the movie?

by Michael Katzab February 7, 2008

Crackberry Cowboy

A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.

His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.

by Zortroz1 May 1, 2010