smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

by s0ulShatter January 12, 2011

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

cack attack

to squirt jizz on your knuckles and punching someone in the face

my ho was being a bitch so i cack attacked her.

by unclestevesy February 1, 2008

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

Clack Attack

Confrontation between the angry beaver (see; clacker/vagina) and someone's face.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER?!
**sits on face**
"NOOOooo! CLACK ATTACK!"

by HAWT DAWG January 17, 2009

crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006