Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

by Terrell Suggs November 8, 2007

The Big Crabcake

Slang term for Baltimore, Maryland. Made famous by Chris Berman.

Don't ya know hon, I'm gowin down der to The Big Crabcake to eat dinner next to the wooder of the inner harbor.

by Let's go Os June 15, 2017

Sandy Crabcake

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.

Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!

by Hoodlenoodle June 8, 2016

Indian CrabCake

A indian crab cake is when another man loves another man. 1 of the men takes his testicules and puts it in the other mans ass.

indian crabcake

by bob the humper December 8, 2010

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

Maryland Crabcake

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.

I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.

by JMoregon January 17, 2007