croprastibating

fucking up the pronunciation of procrastibating

Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 17, 2011

craprabbit

one who is an idiot and/or a cheapskate.

That man I went out with last weekend was a real craprabbit.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

craprod

1) a lousy good for nothing louse. lazy, will often make a mess and leave for others to clean up such as at home or the workplace

2) an unreliable person who you can only count on to be a real douche bag.

1)That craprod DB left early and now I have to finish the work he didnt do.. again.

2) Dont invite that craprod, he always orders more than he can pay for.

by funkjunkie October 17, 2008

Cryproofed

The act of preparing someone for a sad movie, by telling them how sad and dramatic the film was, and how you either balled your eyes out, or nearly cried and completely preparing the individual to purposely not cry subconciously.

I went to see Inside out, after Julie kept telling me it was such a sad film, and that it would be hard not to cry, but I didn't cry once, even at the saddest parts, I think she cryproofed me.

by S.bros. Tt,Smoke,Tray Deekid August 3, 2015

C3PR

Heart-starting compressions administered by everyone's favorite Golden Droid.

Due to all of the muddy and cabinet-battering misadventures that he often goes through, R2D2's beeps and trills occasionally become a bit irregular. so his vocally-emotional copper-jacketted friend performs C3PR on him to "even things out" again.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Craprriphraph

When you browsing online and realize that there is nothing interesting going on anywhere but you still look at the stuff you not interested in because you are bored and have nothing else to do other than watch other people's lifeless drama

'There was a whole lot of craprriphraph that I got caught up in this morning while scrolling through Instagram'.

by Possessed by a demon called fo December 6, 2018

Craprotation

Spewing negativity to family or friends in an attempt to stunt their growth, whether it be consciously or subconsciously.

It's hard to overlook the craprotation he is poisoning them with day after day.

by anonymous June 10, 2021