CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe that slapss harder than my dad, you should neva I REPEAT NEVA listen to it without headphones tho. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM.

person1:yo what did u do yesterday
person2: oh yh ia saved a dick by giving it CPR

by CUppakace November 11, 2021

CPR

CreamPieRy

Are you cpr certified? Yes I am! Ry certified me personally.

by RaulLlopezz October 7, 2023

CPRS

a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).

regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"

cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."

regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"

by tnwm09 April 18, 2009

CPR

Crazy Penis Reaction
What happens to a guy when they see a really fucking hot chick.

1st guy: Dude that girl is hotttt!!

2nd guy: yeh man im having a CPR!1

by Roarmeo July 13, 2009

CPR

CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

by Thatsexyfirefighter May 8, 2018

CPR

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.

by bmajestic June 24, 2014