cpr

cool

pigs

rule

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

by Thatsexyfirefighter May 8, 2018

CPR

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

by Will Duke September 11, 2007

cpr

COCK PISS RESIDUE

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

by the feast June 17, 2009

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018