cpr

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

cpr by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

CPR by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

cpr by Will Duke September 11, 2007

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

cpr by the feast June 17, 2009

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

cpr by marg n homur February 7, 2018

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

CPR by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018