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Insufferable Attention Coworker 

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
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coworkership 

I'm in a really healthy coworkership with Samiyah.
coworkership by wordslut2317 November 17, 2017

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.
Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u
your coworker Bob by mrkia August 6, 2020
Someone you associate with who is also woke as you are.
my cowoker and I were discussing race relations and the poor response from the government in light of current events.
Cowoker by Duff55 June 23, 2021
(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.
Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.
Cookery by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013
referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)
Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery
cookery by hellohi21 January 10, 2020
An Irish-Canadian family known for their intelligence, good looks, and competitive edge. Athletic prowess in most sports, including beer pong
Damn, Corkery got a date with her!”
Corkery by Arby’s March 6, 2018