jai courtney

This man is as hot af, and has the best body in the world! Jai Courtney appears as eric from divergent and Kyle in Terminator Gynisis

Jai Courtney is as sexy af, I want his SAUSAGE!!!

by fiercelyem May 5, 2015

Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

by adoce June 12, 2013

Courtney*

The most amazing and unique girl in the universe. She is an absolute beauty, even though she doesn't fully believe so herself (although countless guys have tried to get with her; she still hasn't quite caught on yet). She has infinite talents and capabilities, and she is extremely persistent with anything and everything she hopes to achieve. With those two attributes at hand, she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to, she is easy to love and hard to forget, she is curious as can be and will ask you the questions that need to be asked rather you wanted them asked or not, she is a true friend and a pleasure to know

Person1: your such a courtney* Courtney....

Person2: aww thank you. :)

by bigcgt0127 October 21, 2012

Pulled a Courtney

When you sneeze when coming up on an intersection while driving, run the red light, and hit another car.

"Dang, I just totaled my car." "How'd you manage that?" "Oh I just pulled a Courtney"

by H-peezy January 30, 2012

Cortney

Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.

Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"

by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011

Courtney

A name of a person

That person’s name is Courtney

by NoIdeaWhatUrTalkingAbout September 3, 2019

Courteney

Someone who is pree awesome , and don't mention beautiful , smelling nice & looking beautiful always. A felmale that is named " courteney " is blessed with awesomeness and gourges hair , very sweet & nice.

guy one - woah , look at that sexy chick ;)
guy two - oh , her .. damnnn ! that's courteney .
guy one - you know her ?
guy two - no. but she's beautiful , clearly she's a courteney

by glasses_xox July 14, 2010