couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

Couchomania

An irrational and detestable obsession with large couches. Victims of couchomania will often text their friends pictures of their large couches in various positions or simply the word "couch" in parenthesis once the train of conversation has ended.

Also, couchomania refers to the illogical fear of couches by otherwise sane husbands.

Example One

Couchomania victim: "So lol blah blah blah..."

Normal Member of society: "haha yeah.."

Couchomania victim: (couch)

Example Two

Wife: "To the couch! >:)"

Husband: "Nooooooo!"

stupid annoying inexplicable

by Pualita June 18, 2010

cochon

Mexican slang from Chuco town meaning a person who has sex all the damn time.

What's up girl, they callme el pinche cochon because I like to cochar many many women.

by Rub Dogg August 12, 2006

couchney

a really fat girl, similar to the size of a couch. A girl who is really bad at sexual activities.

That chick is lookin' sooo couchney these days, brah.
That woulda been some awesome sex, if brittany wasn't being so couchney!

by bitcheznhoez August 5, 2006

couching

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Cochongas

when it's too good and pefectly to say tiddies.

Person 1:Bro Before she was flatchested,she didn't have no Cochongas!

Person 2: I know yo, But after that implant sugery, now her Cochongas fire up like rockets.

by Ramon G. July 15, 2007

couchoumbé

Common name used by few peoples to designate a black person.

There are two couchoumbés in my ma class.

by Proudeth October 5, 2007