Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

by D4hsh March 19, 2021

Karachi crouch

noun: Diarrhoea or dysentry contracted by inflicting spicy Pakistani or Indian food upon an unconditioned constitution.
See: Delhi belly, Montezuma's revenge, The Sepia Mutiny, Traveller's Trots

Montezuma’s revenge and Karachi crouch, just two of the more publishable synonyms for traveller’s diarrhoea, is an almost universal experience for those travelling to more exotic parts of the world.

by Shambly Hermit January 23, 2005

cotch

to relax

'do you wanna play some ball?'
'nah man i just wanna cotch'

by Mini Monty June 6, 2003

Cotch

sit down or relax

"not cumin out man im cotchin"

by Paddy September 28, 2003

Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar

Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip

by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019

hog-crouch

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.

To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.

by hc22 November 17, 2019

Peter crouch

Extremly tall football (soccer) player, Ridiculed for his gangly apperance by many, has become cult hero for his now legendary robot.

He's Big, He's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

by ric flair July 29, 2006