Cosenti

A form of buddha. It is round, fat, lucky, but funny. Aww yeah.

Katy Perry loves achieving Cosenti.

by ladeedaaa June 25, 2008

coean

fat and insane

did you see that coean he just shot someone!

by zuruggu May 15, 2018

cosan

An absolute baller , usually about 6ft tall with lots of stubble and uses people to get close to other girls

Girl 1: “Omg, have you seen Cosansstubble?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, it’s horrible and he used Livi to get close to another Livi!”

by Lover of Cosan January 15, 2018

Costanza comeback

A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.

After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


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"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009