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carpenter's dream

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!
by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019
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Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.
You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.
by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013
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Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
by c10v3r August 22, 2011
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Karen Carpenter

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.
Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.
by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006
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carpenters dream

by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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carpenter vibe

(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare
Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.

Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.

Nick: Let's get out of here.
by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009
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Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.
Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.
by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009
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