Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..

Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!

Corona Virus by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

corona virus

Deadly virus from the stupid chinese

"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus

corona virus by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020

Corona Virus

An idiotic plauge that closes schools so that people don't get decent grades. Also called CoVid-19.

John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...

Corona Virus by 100YRS March 19, 2020

Corona virus

A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...

Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...

Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!

Corona virus by A RANDOM FREAKING PERSON July 22, 2020

Corona Virus

Corona Virus, also known as Covid-19, is a highly-contacted virus that spreads through any living animal, thing, or person. This virus currently has over 8 million cases in the USA, and 29 million worldwide.

Sanna: Name one thing that you should wear your masks for, wash your hands 3 times daily, and social distance?
N/A: The Corona Virus, of course! Stay safe!

Corona Virus by ActuallyAva September 30, 2020

Corona virus

The corona virus was discovered in China. It got so bad that we are in quarantine and we could only leave our houses for good reasons... the corona virus has to be gone before July I hope 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg DONT catch that corona virus! 🦠

Corona virus by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020

Corona virus

Something I can't get cause I'm not old enough to drink yet

I heard the corona virus started when a man fucked a bat in wuhan

Corona virus by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020