Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the massive coronary mug.Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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One enforcing tyranny in the name of Coronavirus eradication. Coronacrats are those who want a “theocracy” of sort where God is ignored and the state is deified. In short, regarding morality and reality, the Coronacrats consider their word as supreme. No deviation from the party line, or you may be shamed and punished for daring to oppose their narrative or for "putting the world at risk," in the new sanitary dictatorship. Deliberately skewed data is used to justify their position
"Hey, neighbor, maybe when all of this COVID19 BS is over we can get some coffee, share a laugh, and I'll try to forget how fast you turned into a fucking Nazi. Who am I kidding? You are an irredeemable coronacrat."
by FiFiCathelineau April 28, 2020
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My bf: My Mom won’t let me see you because you just went to the grocery store so you probably have corona...
Me: OMG your mom is so coronacrazy!!!
Me: OMG your mom is so coronacrazy!!!
by ExcellentShine7175 November 23, 2020
Get the coronacrazy mug.1. When the thirst for post-COVID life is real af during quarantine.
2. Can be used in a multitude of situations under normal situations; however, it mostly is used to describe a lack of hooking up. E.g. travel, dining out, meeting up with friends, attending concerts, retail shopping, etc.
3. May be characteristic of FOMO.
2. Can be used in a multitude of situations under normal situations; however, it mostly is used to describe a lack of hooking up. E.g. travel, dining out, meeting up with friends, attending concerts, retail shopping, etc.
3. May be characteristic of FOMO.
Sam keeps eyeing Ricky like he's a realllll snack. She must be suffering from that coronadryness.
We ever gonna be able to hit the clubs again, yo? These virtual dance parties ain't helping my coronadryness.
We ever gonna be able to hit the clubs again, yo? These virtual dance parties ain't helping my coronadryness.
by TVtv2000 March 1, 2021
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