Corona

A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.

Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona
Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

Corona

Corona is reserved only for the very most epic of gamers. Once you have been to China go up to your friends then cough on them to spread the cheer!

Blake: Eric get away from me you were in china yesterday!
Eric: *Coughs*
Blake: Oh, you are just spreading the Corona epicness.

by SlitheryJoshL February 17, 2020

Corona

An alcoholic drink made in Mexico to satisfy adults thirst. Known to make people sick.

Lamar: Wassup can a Loo come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin' with. nigga...
Franklin: *Drinks a nice cold Corona*

by Lean Elizabeth II January 21, 2021

Coronaism

An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.

From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?

by MathPlus July 25, 2021

CORONAed

When an event, or other plans get cancelled because of the COVID-19 virus (more widely, and incorrectly, referred to as the "coronavirus") in one word, you can say they got CORONAed.

We were super hyped for E3 this year but it got CORONAed.

The Toronto Raptors are NBA champs for 2 years running because the NBA season got CORONAed in 2020.

by Poutination March 15, 2020

Corona

A word that has been increasing in popularity as the novel Coronavirus spreads from Wuhan, China. The word is used mainly to reference that something is stupid or unreasonable.

"Your life choices are corona. You thought you could be a drug dealer."

by Sylargylar February 18, 2020

coronaed

Fucked over, screwed, denied, impaired or otherwise negatively effected by the Coronavirus.

I got really coronaed--hard--when I lost my job.

by Jack-YeeYee March 23, 2020