Hornswoggle

1)Leprechaun
2) Crazy midget
3) WWE superstar

Hornswoggle loves the Lucky Charms.
Here comes Hornswoggle!

by Man-Bear October 5, 2007

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 2, 2004

Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.

I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.

by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009

Hornswoggle

A derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community

Hornswoggle couldn't fly BFM, refuel, or make corn!

by ROCC December 23, 2008

hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 August 26, 2008