cockstalk

This is what is said when someone becomes obsessed with a male because of the prospect of his having a large penis.

"Just because he's a super hotty doesn't mean you have to cockstalk him...."

by J.R. Fralick December 2, 2007

Cornwalker

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..

1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.

by kelseycoca October 28, 2013

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Cornstarch Crusader

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur made to be directed at white people.

I hate adelino, He’s such a stupid Cornstarch Crusader

by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021

Cornstalker

A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.

1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker

by arbitraryone April 5, 2010

coonstank

A black or negro womans stank ass pussy

Man, I was with this chick from the club last night and did she ever have coonstank!!

by cassiusclay1978 August 30, 2013

Corn Stalk

When you're fucking someone in their ass from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their ass. Then you proceed to push it in further with your dick until the cob and your dick is fully enclosed in their ass.

After shopping at the grocery store, I decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.

by MynameisJeffbutitisn't April 6, 2015