Correlation

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009

Carmela

A pretty dark brown haired girl who makes you smile even at the stupidest things. She is someone who makes you nervous yet excited when they walk in a room. Your eyes light up at her name. You can’t help but smile when she laughs. You could talk to her for hours without running out of things to say. When you talk to her you will be convinced there is no one else in the world who is as special as her. If you could spend the last few minutes of your life with someone it would be carmela.

Life sucks without Carmela

by leggomyeggo:) April 26, 2022

spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Carmela

And amazing girl dat has alot of friends and gets triggered sometimes and shes like 5'5 5'6 or somee shiii------- uh ya

Carmela, you are amazing

by Error Sans is bae <3 October 6, 2017

The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

Carmela

If you find yourself knowing a Carmela you are a very lucky person, Carmela is a sight to behold and just looking at her can infect you with a smile that wont go away. Her beauty can slay army's, and many pubescent boys begging for some sloppy toppy. She is a bright light in my dark world and I'm overjoyed that I can call her my girlfriend. <3

E: WOAH!
J: What's up man?
E: That girl over there is really beautiful..
J: Who her? That's Carmela
E: Hmmmm... Carmela... Interesting...

by brunvisfou August 31, 2022