The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011

corkscrew

A vaguely sexual maneuver in which 2 (or more?) dudes in DayZ align their bodies and synchronize roll.

That DayZ streaming video took a turn for the perverse when Deagen and Phy started corkscrewing like crazy.

by Bromacho August 22, 2012

double dirty egyptian corkscrew

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"

double dirty egyptian corkscrew

by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011

corkscrew

A variation of the shocker , except you cross your middle and index fingers and insert them into the vagina while inserting the pinky into the anus

my girl was tired of the old shocker so i decided she was ready for the corkscrew.

by j-dubbs April 16, 2006

The Corkscrew

A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:

Needs:
Light woman
Strong man

Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis

Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis

Pete : Woah man, I saw this porno last night and they did the corkscrew!
MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol

by MattSki Jones April 18, 2006

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004