Cockasspolo

You shove your cock up your ass, then take a huge dump. Your cock swings back and forth spewing shit all over the place.

Oh man, after Jimmy did a cockasspolo, there was shit all over the place!

by Dan October 21, 2004

cockass

One with a male chicken up the ass, causing extreme discomfort, presumably the reason for the irritability which has inspired the words use.

I realize it hurts cockass, but don't be an asshat.

by DarKry April 27, 2004

Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

Cockass

What you say when you call someone a cockass and get too carried away and mess up the pronunciation.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCKASS!! (With strange pronunciation.)

by TeddeM April 5, 2003

cockass

Noun:

Someone who is extremely stupid.
An idiot.
Someone who is goofing off.

Bo, don't be such a cockass.

by Calli March 28, 2004

Cockass

It's the offspring of a Donkey and a rooster

Look at that baby Cockass

by Tom August 17, 2004