capenis

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

by henniez April 27, 2008

copunished

when your having anal sex and being fingered at the same time in the shower.

omg girl i got an amazing copunished last night.

by 123456789011234567876543212345 December 3, 2016

copemish

A little town in northern michigan where all crack heads buy there drugs and pull guns on each other. Also known as "crackmish" "dopemish" "cokemish"... Stay away at all costs!!!

Dude 1: let's go to copemish

Dude 2: are you trying to get shot or end up Overdosing?

by Blueballs37 August 23, 2017

Cobenism

The state or qualities of doing well together.

The class had cobenism

by Cobenism October 27, 2020

Copenshit

When you are taking a shit, and also fill your lip with a fat dip of Copenhagen!

I came home from work today and took me a nice big copenshit!

by Jrex3 August 20, 2021

Copanista

Police officers who hide in foliage in order to observe citizens, unobstructed, violating traffic laws.

As I approached the stop sign, completing a California stop, I failed to notice the copanista hiding in the bushes.

by Daledodanious August 29, 2022

Copensation

The act of trying to convince others that the position one is in isn't as bad as it is.

Copensation/Copensating - "Dude trust me just put in 500 in GameStop, it's a sure thing. Just cause I'm down 1k right now doesn't mean it won't go up!"

"No, you're copensating."

by SomeonetookpauI March 19, 2023