Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Cootie

Slang term meaning pussy or vagina

"Dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!"

by $mitty May 21, 2006

Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010