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by The Original Coot May 27, 2009
Get the The Coot mug.The vagina. More specifically, the vagina of any significant female in your life, i.e. your mom, sister, girlfriend etc..
by Gods Balls February 3, 2010
Get the Coot Box mug.To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!
Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!
To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!
To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.
Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
by ALLIN September 2, 2012
Get the Pull a Coot mug.The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.
"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"
"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by The Penis Fencer October 3, 2007
Get the Coot Juice mug.1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today?
2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007
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