confuckered 

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet

The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.

confuckered by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

Cornfucker 

A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.

"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."

Cornfucker by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

Confuckeried 

Confused by one’s own fuckery.

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.

Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

Confuckeried 

When you become confused by your own fuckery

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

Confuckeried by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025