Cool hand luke

The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.

Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.

Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!

by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006

Cool Hand Luke

Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.

My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.

by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009

coolhands

Something (or someone) awesome, usually relating to something done with hands, like visual art or masturbation.

"Wow, this drawing is so coolhands, like Coolhands."
"Hi coolhands."
"Wanked for 2 hours straight, call me coolhands.

by the official mother August 7, 2025

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

coolmandude545

A very cool man dude

coolmandude545 is a very cool man dude

by ForsakenCH March 25, 2021

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

coolwand234

it's a dude on roblox, hes really cool and can be real beneficial.

"Yo Paul!"
"What's up Bone?"
"Did you see this dude coolwand234? He made me hella textures and helped me make Kuttes!"
"Yea i know brah! hes so fucking cool, i love that jew!"

by PaulIsThere March 22, 2024