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Cooley'd

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.
by Maverick77 December 8, 2010
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coolester

When your cooler than the cooler kid with the Minecraft shirt
Wow your coolester then Jimmy!
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coolestest

cooler than coolest... yea it’s a real word
person 1; ur cool
person 2; ur coolest
person 1; no!!! ur coolestest
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coolestest

When you are cooler than the coolest
Person A - "You are the coolest"
Person B - "You are the coolestest"
by @realKoolaid October 17, 2017
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Jessica the coolest

Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.
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cooleyhopper

Slang term for a vagina. (As seen on zug.com's Aphrodisiac Prank) pussy cunt snatch vagina puss
Oysters are aphrodisiacs, of course, because they resemble a cooleyhopper.
by spo0kyxr0mance January 31, 2006
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Survival Of The Coolest

Derives from Survival of the fittest by Charles Darwin, almost the same concept.

Think of your typical high school. An individual, or a group, eventually becomes the coolest shit in town. Once the spotlight is on them, the people who are uncool eventually dwindle and implode (or realistically...their genes die off and all the cool kids go to the summer of '69).
Person 1 and 2 get noticed more than person 3.

Person 3 becomes less noticed for the things that person 1 and 2 do (attention whoring...or just being themselves).

Person 1 and 2 eventually are the Survival Of The Coolest and person 3 does not reproduce and eventually his or her genes die off and are never seen in anyone else again.
by Le Derpson December 16, 2011
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