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Cookies and cream smoothie 

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

cookies and cream milkshake 

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)
kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

Wisconsin cookies and cream 

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan

Hershey cookies and cream bar 

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

Edys Cookies and Cream 

When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!
Have you ever had Edys Cookies and Cream I hear it's made with love