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Chooked

I drank way too much, I just chooked outside.
by TBD3 May 3, 2018
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eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.
That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.
by FIOHtj December 23, 2009
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dick choked

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.
My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.
by I can't breathe March 30, 2015
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Choked

A person that gets very cocky before playing a match and loses 3-2 to a ranga after he hits a shot through his legs, and chooses not to shake his hand.
Man, she got salty after losing to the ranga, he has defintely choked before.
by West 1977 March 19, 2019
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choked

girl that gets fatalitized
reece: damn you choked the shit out of tanya
greg: aint nothin to a boss
by Tanya LOLOLOLO January 3, 2008
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Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.
Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.
by MathPlus August 5, 2017
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Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.
Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.
by fuckfreud October 12, 2019
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