Coofy

Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.

I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!

by njgirl221 July 2, 2014

Cooltastik

Avid watcher of Starsky & Hutch. Professional Dancer known for his signature "Hand-Over-Hand-Tuggo-man!" Sworn Disco Enemies with "Dancin Rick" =|D.

That is a Cooltastik Dance Move

by Starskyhtuchlolrickas November 2, 2013

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

coontacuntay

Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.

That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!

by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022

Coontact

Having contact with an African American

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon September 14, 2008

coont

Another way to pronounce CUNT. More commonly used to describe someone who is being a cunt.

"Will you please stop acting like a coont!"

by Rekk55 July 18, 2003

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008