A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 12, 2014
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Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
Get the Opportunistic conveniencer mug.A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.
"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"
"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."
"....how cinegraphically convenient...."
"(sigh)"
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"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."
"....how cinegraphically convenient...."
"(sigh)"
-cinegraphical convenience
by Bravo.0 May 11, 2011
Get the Cinegraphical Convenience mug.Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.
by Pseudoephedrineonym June 15, 2011
Get the Convergence mug.the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
Get the Ticketmaster Convenience Charge mug.A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
by BrookieJay February 9, 2014
Get the convenience father mug.A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015
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