Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.

When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.

by LEOGEO October 3, 2009

coliguous

Means it technically is non-existant.
Different from "non-existant" because coliguous is 'technically' non-existant as apposed to non-existant in its regular form.

the word coliguous, is coliguous.

santa is a coliguous being,
but the easter bunny is real.

by Chrislah March 17, 2008

contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004

The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Contagious

Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

Dude, that concert was contagious!!

by Peelio January 21, 2004