Context High 

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.

"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."

Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

Context Jumping 

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

Context Jumping by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016

context clues 

Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.

This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.

Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.

Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!

Jim: So you think I'll get laid?

context clues by fri-gal August 7, 2008

Context emergency 

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

Context emergency by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011

Context-free Grammar 

An unrelated comment to a status or post on social networking site.

If you are not part of the joke, please keep your context-free grammar to yourself.

Context-free Grammar by dashingguy May 3, 2011

Context Babe 

A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band.

Also penises.

He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.

Context Babe by Timmering May 6, 2013

Context drunk 

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

Context drunk by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015