costantino

The sex gods of Rome, every male is known for their mighty strength, intelligence, generousity, and let's not forget how the first born son has an unnaturally gigantic cock!!!

Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great

And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!

Oh man I slept with a Costantino last night I can barely sit down

by Sqishy January 29, 2015

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020

contentkeeper

A website that blocks games like Pacman for places like school or work.

Person: Can I go on Snake?
Contentkeeper: No!

by 𝙴 January 23, 2020

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

constantina

the most beautiful and wonderful greek girl you will ever meet. she has the best personality and is sweet heartwarming girl. she is so gorgeous that all men are attracted to her. has bangingg boddy and is a living and breathing greek goddess. she is overall the most beautiful and amazing girl in the whole enitre universe.

who's that sexaaayy thanng?

OH thats Constantina!

by anonymous7456789 September 29, 2011

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

constants and variables

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018