When you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady.
by bloodydeadandhot October 11, 2011
Get the consuelafied mug.The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.
Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.
Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...
Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...
by don simon December 13, 2006
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Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
Get the Dirty Consuela mug.(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010
Get the Consuela mug.The best person ever! Can be salty at times, but if u ain’t that one kid she’s about as sweet as candy! If you have a Conzuelo in your life u goddamn better keep her!!
by notpillowz September 3, 2018
Get the Conzuelo mug.These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs
by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018
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Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 4, 2022
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