Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.
1. Everything from Ed Chiarini- including the claim that Adam Lanza is Michael Phelps the Olympic swimmer- is extremely conspiratarded.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.
3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.
by Conspiratarded Expert May 16, 2014
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I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.
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The polar opposite of a Normie: they are just as extreme and unsuspecting of their brainwashing, as the normie is of theirs. They will claim that because Alex Jones said the elite sacrifice children at the altar of Moloch in Bohemian Grove, it must be true. They will also scoff at the proposition that germ theory is a completely fraud, and that no virus has ever been truly isolated (in the true definition of the word), then demonstrated to cause illness in healthy organisms.
All Normies who 'wake up', becoming disillusioned with their curated world-view, are destined to become a Conspiratard before truly understanding the complex depth of corruption, and malevolent intelligence behind every single facet of life.
The Conspiratard world view may be considered a sort of spiritual purgatory, whereby their ego must become purified, thus come to the understanding that the only thing they know for sure is that they know nothing at all. Upon leaving this spiritual purgatory, the Conspiratard becomes enlightened, recognising that the only way they can come to know reality is to experience it for themselves and apply logic and reason to all issues, even those they are personally inclined to believe.
All Normies who 'wake up', becoming disillusioned with their curated world-view, are destined to become a Conspiratard before truly understanding the complex depth of corruption, and malevolent intelligence behind every single facet of life.
The Conspiratard world view may be considered a sort of spiritual purgatory, whereby their ego must become purified, thus come to the understanding that the only thing they know for sure is that they know nothing at all. Upon leaving this spiritual purgatory, the Conspiratard becomes enlightened, recognising that the only way they can come to know reality is to experience it for themselves and apply logic and reason to all issues, even those they are personally inclined to believe.
Conspiratard: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Normie: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Conspiratard: ...
Normie: ...
Auto-hoaxer: Gee, that sounds an awful lot like the Qanon narrative.
Conspiratard: OMG. you are such a libtard. WWG1WGA. Enjoy the show *firework emoji*
Auto-hoaxer: *Grabs popcorn*
Normie: Did you know the US military has admitted to being in contact with interdimensional aliens known as the galactic federation and are going to solve all the worlds problems?
Conspiratard: ...
Normie: ...
Auto-hoaxer: Gee, that sounds an awful lot like the Qanon narrative.
Conspiratard: OMG. you are such a libtard. WWG1WGA. Enjoy the show *firework emoji*
Auto-hoaxer: *Grabs popcorn*
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In "My Cousin Vinny", our hero Vinny repeatedly demonstrates dat whatever people thought they saw was either not da case at all or hadn't even been clearly observed in da first place, and so he shattered any apparent "conspirasee" dat was trying to convict his innocent clients.
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