compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

cornpopper

(adj.) Someone which is sexually attracted to a very innocent looking fictional character.

“Uhh, you want to fuck Isabelle? You’re such a cornpopper, She is just a cute dog!”

by Darwin Devito January 6, 2019

conzoomer

A consoomer who is also a zoomer

"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"

by attarax November 29, 2021

conpoor

A right wing voter who has lost thier job due to being unvaccinated.

If you don't want to be a burger flipping ConPoor, get your vaccination.

by Nightshift12 January 16, 2022

Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009