Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.

Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment

by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011

Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up

Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”

by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019

breielle mc connell

Brielle is Mike Raywoods girlfriend. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is 5'7 with blue eyes and has the most beautiful smile ever. Some day Mike Raywood is going to marry this girl. Mike Raywood is in love with this girl. I love u baby<3

Brielle is so damn gorgeous and Mike loves her so much!!!!!

by mike raywood November 6, 2004

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

Robbie Connell

A cheeky wannabee English cunt who despises Minecraft. He spends his days playing video games with his counterpart Liam Fairbairn. Before his infection, Robbie was an imaginative soul with an insatiable curiosity about the world around him. His days were filled with adventure, exploring the woods and meandering through the cobblestone streets, always eager to uncover hidden mysteries. But after 32 years Liam Fairbairn infected Robbie Connell with a virus -- an incurable one which forced him into playing Fortnite: Battle Royal, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, and Call of Duty for the rest of his days.

Aye that's Robbie Connell mate

by Caideyx December 3, 2023

Owen Connell

If you ever meet someone by the first name Owen, and the last name Connell, you are in the presence of a great guy. He grew up in the wilderness raised by a gorilla and a cheetah, thats why he’s got those animal instincts. He is the most loyal person you will ever meet, and will not leave you behind. He is a guy who pursues God and knowledge with his whole heart, and even though he may mess up here and there, he is not a quitter. Owen (Oh - When) 4 syllables, is someone that you will be lucky to meet if you ever get the chance. He pulls every girls that steps within a 100 meter radius of him, and has no mercy when it comes to stealing your girl. If he likes you, he pi’s pulling your best friend, its all a part of his heinous 1000000 IQ strategy. Owen is the hottest most athletic guy you will ever meet. Connell (Caugh-nuh-ell) Means that he is 6’4 and loves you.

Owen Connell just saved a cat from a tree. Oh wow he’s cool!

by anonymous December 5, 2022