The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.
After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.
by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011
Get the Connection Erection mug.The Act of driving/walking/skating etc. through a campus, apartments, or business district searching for unsecured wifi connections to connect/download from.
by xraybravo January 28, 2009
Get the Connection Bouncing mug.Connection Terminated is copypasta the originated from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator. It’s a joke consisting of people posting it at random as it’s an unusually long speech for a game. The actual copypasta goes as follows; “Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want. I have a
feeling that you are right where you want to
be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This
place will not be remembered, and the
memory of everything that started this can
finally begin to fade away. As the agony of
every tragedy should. And to you monsters
trapped in the corridors, be still and give up…” And so on.
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want. I have a
feeling that you are right where you want to
be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This
place will not be remembered, and the
memory of everything that started this can
finally begin to fade away. As the agony of
every tragedy should. And to you monsters
trapped in the corridors, be still and give up…” And so on.
“Hey dude, how have you been?”
“Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want..”
“Connection terminated. I’m sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember
that name, But I'm afraid you've been
misinformed. You are not here to receive a
gift, nor have you been called here by the
individual you assume, although, you have
indeed been called. You have all been called
here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,
misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with
no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even
realize that you are trapped. Your lust for
blood has driven you in endless circles,
chasing the cries of children in some unseen
chamber, always seeming so near, yet
somehow out of reach, but you will never
find them. None of you will. This is where
your story ends. And to you, my brave
volunteer, who somehow found this job
listing not intended for you, although there
was a way out planned for you, I have a
feeling that's not what you want..”
by Tototomato August 21, 2022
Get the Connection Terminated mug.by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014
Get the Connection Cancer mug.the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
Get the connection paranoia mug.The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.
Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?
AnDe: OMG what ?
Gregpaulande: connection rape af
AnDe: OMG what ?
Gregpaulande: connection rape af
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017
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