conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

conjunctafabulous

A term replying to an ailment when the eyes swell up and glitter leaks out. Generally happens to flamboyant gays.

My conjunctafabulous is so bad glitter has been gushing out for days.

by Ben Forman August 21, 2006

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007

conjunck

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Conjunctivitis

Justin biebers eye

When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis

by Vickstar2017 May 23, 2017

conjungtriation

noun. 1. The act of conjungtriating
2. A trio of people who conjungtriate

Tarro Mat and I have formed a conjungtriation, where i now laugh like Mat, Tarro spekas like me, and Mat does all the dumb things I do

by wonderfool December 1, 2003