congleton

the invasion of the chavs & towmies has hit congleton . in every nook & crany a chav now lurks . no scally survived the invasion. to get into congleton you now kneed : 80 carots plus of fake or stoln gold jerery , no dress sence , a adedos tracsuit & a cavle . congleton needs you!!!!!! extermanate the chavs . send in the army . nuke conleton . anythink to destroy the chaves !!!!!!!!!

the snooty fox . chav central.

by mr ksor June 1, 2005

congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

Contretto

When a white person is really country but trying to be ghetto

She needs to calm down she bein real contretto rn

by Ashlyn😎😎 January 15, 2022

Congleton

Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.

Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.

Chloe: I’m moving to Congleton next week!
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)

by el star July 2, 2020

congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

congrato

congrats buddy ole pal

Congrato, bud

by quickbird July 17, 2016

contrector

Man with a very small pp (actually non existing)

your pp is like contrector's

by uwu_man July 1, 2020