Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

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Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 2, 2019

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A term to be used in a situation when you do not know whether to Congratulate OR Apologize to the other person. It is often followed by a question mark or stated as a question because you do not know whether its a good or a bad thing

Ex:

Female Friend 1: I just found out I'm pregnant.
Female Friend 2: Congratsory??

by Fe Dubrovna February 5, 2010

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Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

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congorats

someone who has misspelt congrats

congorats on winning!

by MBX567 February 26, 2022

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Congorats

When you say congratulations 🎊 with a tinge of envy or disdain, but you feel the need to hide or supress it. By being petulant, you end up hiding it badly.

Kim: "Omar asked me to prom"

Sally, Omar's previous gf on the low: "....congorats girl. Yay 🎊 ! How exciting 😀 "

by Annastpierre July 21, 2022

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